Commanders
20
Saints
19
Caesars Superdome
New Orleans, LA
Passing Leader
Jayden Daniels (WSH)
25/31, 226 YDS, 2 TD
Rushing Leader
Jayden Daniels (WSH)
11 CAR, 66 YDS
Receiving Leader
Terry McLaurin (WSH)
7 REC, 73 YDS, 2 TD
NFL Week 15
Commanders Navigate with Precision, Saints Leave Missing a Crucial Cue Break. Decision Time Leads to Problematic Two-Point Dissipation!
Washington held the script of the game like a trusted dad with a hotline to the pizza order, clutching the football nearly twice as long as their opponents would be allowed to borrow it. Rookie Jayden Daniels may not be painting a Michelangelo-worthy career yet but sticking to Xs without too many snafus and an unyieldy ground hustle earned him the game day swag shop kudos honors. Meanwhile, over in New Orleans, rookie Spencer Rattler began scribbling an impromptu novel beginning with 'Once Derek Carr got injured...' all the while facing the looming big boss scare of a 39-yard orchestra that played perfect harmony into fans' memories. The Saints drummed up a nearing metamorphosis thanks to Alvin Kamara, this feat nearly achieving hero-like status if only their two-point highway was open for clear toll-free access.
- Dad