Saints
0
Packers
34
Lambeau Field
Green Bay, WI
Passing Leader
Jordan Love (GB)
16/28, 182 YDS, 1 TD
Rushing Leader
Josh Jacobs (GB)
13 CAR, 69 YDS, 1 TD
Receiving Leader
Jayden Reed (GB)
3 REC, 76 YDS
NFL Week 16
Packers Power Through, Make Saints Disappear. Gridiron Magic in Green Bay!
The Packers flexed their muscle in a 34-0 trashing of the Saints that was about as one-sided as a Dad on a diet saying no to dessert. Somewhere in Green Bay, Jordan Love played a squeaky-clean game, making him the kind of careful resident your neighbors love in HOA fees! Meanwhile, Josh Jacobs dashed through the defense like it was a single-lane traffic on Christmas Eve - unstoppable and slightly heroic. On defense, Keisean Nixon was busier than a mall elf in December, pulling off a nifty strip-sack fumble combo like Houdini in cleats. The Saints' offense was more lost than I am when trying to find my glasses—which are always on my head. With this victory, the Packers gathered postseason presents early, cementing their path to the playoffs for the fifth time in six noble years. On the other hand, the Saints found residential addresses hard in Packers' neighborhood, with injury sidelining Derek Carr, leaving Spencer Rattler outhustled and outplayed like a man caught in the middle of a ranty holiday shopping aisle.
- Dad