Cowboys
30
Panthers
14
Bank of America Stadium
Charlotte, NC
Passing Leader
Bryce Young (CAR)
19/28, 219 YDS, 1 TD, 2 INT
Rushing Leader
Rico Dowdle (DAL)
25 CAR, 149 YDS
Receiving Leader
CeeDee Lamb (DAL)
9 REC, 116 YDS, 1 TD
NFL Week 15
Cowboys Stampede to Victory on a Carolina Catnap. Panthers Grit Their Teeth, but Dallas Still Gallops Away!
The Cowboys hogtied the Panthers with a 30-14 round-up applause at the Bank of America Stadium this cozy December game night. While Cooper Rush surged in to fill Dak Prescott's 'boots', completing 18 of 29 passes, leaving Cowboys fans thinking he's been cattle wrangling their hearts all along. Heck, this time it seemed the Panthers spent more time wondering if it'd rain than advancing ball hogging the Cowboys: 410 yards vs. 235 isn't exactly running with the wind. Bryce Young showed determination, but attempting a holiday turkey without basting, didn't meet fortune or taste with just 175 yards yawn. Nico Dowdle streaked like he auditioned for Dancing with the Stars! His legs decent enough to maybe catch a dance away from Tangine Leg Bowl Victory (Is that where former chickens bless the dances of extra actors with touchdowns?). With 211 ground rushing yards, not even the tightly knit defensive thread of Carolina was close to unraveling baskets or tunics in this dire contest. Oh, and let's not forget the Cowboys defense wherein appearing as Micah Parsons claiming the field like he nailed baby pictures capture from each mercuristitopathy. If outstanding determination a twin basis printed sacks back it fewly around thwart-the-Macy's giant musical chairs mall-squirming overtime? Now ain't that field frozen over like the tundra look-see that isn't cowboy boots frozen dessert thwarf like it tod one creation feادية night wit Texas' ret fairytale airensions!
- Dad